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Judhwa Janamdin  

Posted by Unknown

What we sometime say "musibat aati hai to ek akele nahi aati.. sang mein ek aur ko saath laati hai"..here also it's the same.
With the Birthday of our very beloved Raju bhaiya comes the Birthday of our apna ABHAYYYYY...
What to say...with a rare opportunity to beat the two ..together.. is a gift in itself. Life can not be much thankful to them that they have one less person ready to bang the ass ( think clean ), having a mutual that you wont hit mine and i wont hit yours.
But seriously, am missing the moment today. With shouts running throughout BH3 ( AH3 sounds distant ) and two of them running initially like chickens which were eventually caught by the Greek Army. Boxer running in his black shorts and red ______ follwed by govil.. running->slipping->cursing->getting up->again running->slip....


Pandeyji as usual coming slowly in his Jeans.. "jab uthao tab bata dena...haan nahi to..kaun bhaage". Adi, trying to gain the center stage by showing his filthy skin and passing jokes which if heard could have caused deafness. Abhishek peeping from his window - "ohh, they are still playing tom nd jerry!! I'll complete one more chapter".

Rest of us always have Balcony tickets to this "Great BH3 Budday Fiesta". Unfortunately for me... my ticket is always a screwed up. And result that in the end Vishal Goel flying some 20 feet in air with bapu showing his broom stick from ground.

Can We Have Those Moments Again??

Ankit Govil's first post...  

Posted by Boxer


I am posting this on behalf of Govil who has written this post, but was unable to log in..

"
Today, I write this sitting in a similar balcony as the hostel corridor with no Boxer (aka Shashank) to abuse and fight with (I always had a good reason to fight with him), no Abhay for the home made ladoos (he was my home food sponsor), no Vishrut to justify my management funde, lekin saale ki random hi satak jaati thi ( yeh toh mere managment guru hai), no Pandey who used to sleep on the floor because of his laziness (no PJ’s aka Pandey jokes), no Vishal to create a mauhal ( he always use to say ki jitna chidega utna chideyege but kabhi  samajh nahi aaya :D), no Meet  with his world class jokes (I never understood them), no Gill for the technical fundey, no Phodu sir (aka Abhishek) for understanding every damn thing given in the book and jab inko gussa aata tha tab bhookamp aa jaata tha.

Life mein sab kuch jaldi change hota hai. Lekin jab chala jata hai tab samajh aata hai.

Cheers to all.

@Boxer isme bhi mistakes toh hongi hi bata diyo :P
"

Ankit Govil

Amazing Amazon 2  

Posted by Unknown

yoyoyoyoyoyo time..
Abhay got into Amazon...:D
Thats the way bro...!!

Only sad thing ki hum tujhe laatein nahi maar paayenge aur party nahi le paayenge..!! :(

but then also...yoyyoyoyoyo....
jo bhi next sem campus mein ho... pls abhay ko sab ki taraf se laatein maare daily..!!
Aur party le har samay... :P

Itni aasaani se mat chhodho.. :D

Amazing Amazon  

Posted by Unknown

All just wish our Abhay all the best for his forcoming Interview for Amazon..!!!

And w8 for the party..!!

JOBS....  

Posted by Unknown

Haan to bhai log....its raining money on CS engineers...

Bihari Babu ab Cisco k offic emein dikha karenge.....8 lakh rupay mil rahe hain bhai....
Abhay to all set in Amazon...20K per month...f***
Boxer kee income till now 10.36 lac ho chuki hai. Jaldi hee woh saare records todh dega. But ek baat to hai, poori planning karee hai. Infosys mein job liya kyunki "use" bhi wahan mila hai. CSC mein liya kyunki bychance agar infy jaane ka man nahi kara to didi k saath kam karega..aur fir ek jhatke mein box kee family company takeover kar legi.
Meet to bas pics mein dikh raha hai. Kaafee mature sa lag raha hai.

Rahi baat meri...main thehra chem eng. 3 lakh kee job lagee hai. Jockey kee underwear bhi nahi khareed pao itne mein to.

Anyways...placement season still on....lets see.

Who Abhay is...  

Posted by Angad

Dear Ms. Sh***i,

In case you are wondering who Abhay is... here is a pic:


Don't worry he is not the scary guy in the black shirt (who happens to be our beloved Boxer (mooche mundwale!)). Mr Abhay is the cool dood in the mirror.

Yours truly


Abhay's Marriage Proposal :P  

Posted by Unknown

Dear Ms. Sh***i, 

Baby, I 'v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train 
platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For 
long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can 
be a real debugger for me now. 
My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which never 
produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only 
beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. 
Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives 
power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you 
looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running 
smoothly and giving expected results.
 /* Which I never experienced before 
*/. 
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we 
linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary 
for a human being to live an error free life. 
Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by 
our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately 
break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. 
I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database 
so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this 
happened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery. 
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all 
privileges of your inbox. 

Only yours, 
Abhay 
XYZ Software Professional