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Joota, Maggi and Biryani..!!  

Posted by Unknown

Ever felt unheard??
The one standing in front is lying continuously nd you can't do anything??
You know things are not correct but you don't have the means of expressing yourself??

welcome to the new world of bowlers who bowl whatever they have in their hand ( or in their feet....or in their mouth even.. :) )

Head of the State of Uncle Sam, our very own Mr. Bush being the first person on the receiving end of this battle show showed calmness and forgave the opponent. But little did he knew that this forgiveness will start a whole new system of protest..

With elections on head in this country where people have a "say" in governing themselves (well thats what democracy is, i think), where they know that their votes are going to be manipulated anyhow, they got a new weapon in hand. A weapon which they always carried in their feet rose to the level of hands and became famed.

Aged people were also not barred from this act. Mr. Advani who I know is somewhere near 83 years of age was hit by a shoe. Same goes with our finance minister Mr. P Chidambaram. But the coincidence in all the cases is that all the bowlers missed their wickets!! And all the reciving people forgive the bowlers.

That was all with shoes only. So how come Maggi nd Biryani came into picture??

Well the BITSians are never behind in any thing. I know you got it right in what I am trying to say. Though tht was bad or good, only time knows. But the fact is this way of demonstration and getting heard has become quite common now.

Today a congress worker was eating a plate of biryani in Goa while attending a congress rally. On listening to his own party spokesperson, got so angry that he threw the plate of Biryani at him. And yet again it missed..!!

I can imagine the situation down the line...
People at railway station,bus stand etc. throwing all sort of stuff towards Enquiry counter as they never listen.
Babus getting shoes free of cost because
unki to aadat hoti hai na sun ne ki.

Already some so called comp geeks have made games throwing shoes at bush, advani...!!

But still....this is not the way a civilised society should behave.

Rest is all upto the individuals...

Things I m missin most..!!  

Posted by Unknown

Sitting here after office in the room, the things i m missin the most are as follows..

  • Nagraj's classical music..!!
  • Mess mein bartan dhone ki awaaj
  • flight ki awaaj aur har baar unhe jhaank kar dekhna
  • box ki bhiiiisaaaaaaaaaaaal chillana
  • mera bapu k darwaje par laat marna
  • sab k locks ko ulta karna
  • haramkhor govil chillana
  • abhaaayyyyy chillate hue room mein ghus jaana
  • gill ko gaaliyan dena
  • neeche baddi khelna
  • kumar ko raat mein pareshan karna
  • kumar k saath diwaar par boxing talk karna
  • dc par baith kar gill ki lena
  • meet ka mute volume par radio
  • apoorv k woh bhakti sangeet
  • choos k woh funde
  • bapu ki woh name plate jise le kar woh daudhta tha maarne k liye
  • adi k room mein baith kar ghanton baatein karna
  • adi k saath baith kar purane gaane yaad karna
  • raat ko mast hawa mein darwaja khol kar aur lights of kar k guitar bajana
  • mess mein chillana
  • mess mein hamesha opposite taraf baithna
  • khaane se jyada unhe dekhna
  • woh tatte ko standing obation dena
  • govinda aur sohini ka mess mein ladhna
  • vishrut k har time funde
  • box k usse bhi jyada badhe waale funde
  • corridor mein cricket
  • exams mein paglo ki tarah koi padha do padha do chillate hue ghoomna
  • har class k baad box k room par aakar knock karna aur poori class sunana use
  • pandeyji ko khane k liye uthana
  • pandeyji k room mein picture dekhte dekhte so jana
  • zatacka mein mera lol waala 1 aur Q hona aur jalebiyan banana
  • box ka blue mouse buttons par khelna
  • tez awaaj mein picture dekhna aur fir somanchi ka mana karna
  • jajjy k dhuen ko soonghna
  • monginis par sam se udhar lena
  • warna kisi se bhi kabhi bhi party lena
  • vicky baths sir se party k liye kehna
  • adi k saath children's park/sac wagerah k peeche ghoomna ( :P )
  • govil k room mein upar se jhankna
  • latak kar ek floor se doosre floor baat karna.
List to lambi khichti chali jaayegi..!!

missin everything..!! :(

recession recession hai rabba  

Posted by Pandey huun main

Main apne batch ka pehla RECESSION ka shikaar huun.
Ab top maarne pe khush houn ya sad feel karun.

duvidha mein huun.
HELP ME!!!

saala recession mere stipend ka 25% kha gaya. :(  Aur upar se 1.75% towards insurance bhi kaat liye.  :(
hum nahin khel rahe recession recession.  Mummyyyyyy. :( :(

{ Ab :( smiley (ya saddy) se kaam nahin chalegaa. koi aisa saddy bataoo jismein aansuu bhi nikalte houn. }

Socha nahin tha takdiir yaahan laayegii.
bina naukri ke bhi recession ki maar satayeegi.
humne socha tha kya (10k)
aur kya se kya mila (7.3k)
peeni padegii tension yaara paani mein milaa ke.


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Celebration  

Posted by Boxer

Celebration means......

Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.



Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.



Celebration means......

Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.



Celebration means....... ..

3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.



Celebration means.......

Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.



Celebration means......

You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.


Missing the best days of my life :(