yoyoyoyoyoyo time..
Abhay got into Amazon...:D
Thats the way bro...!!
Only sad thing ki hum tujhe laatein nahi maar paayenge aur party nahi le paayenge..!! :(
but then also...yoyyoyoyoyo....
jo bhi next sem campus mein ho... pls abhay ko sab ki taraf se laatein maare daily..!!
Aur party le har samay... :P
Itni aasaani se mat chhodho.. :D
All just wish our Abhay all the best for his forcoming Interview for Amazon..!!!
And w8 for the party..!!
Sun is rising as usual in the east .I am standing here outside the
school, waiting for my 10 yr kid. He studies is class 2.Only this year he
could get admission into the school. For the last 5 yrs admissions were
closed for the general category students.
School bell rings. I can see a lot of happy children coming out of the
gate, I waited for half an hour and my kid came at last after other
children. General students are not allowed to cross the gate unless other
OBC/SC/ST students have crossed the gates.
OBC/SC/ST fathers drive away their children in classy cars. But I have
to walk back home with my kid a 5km stretch. I lost my car some years
back when Govt. came with a rule that general people have to deposit a
tax equal to cost of their cars .Failing which I had to sell the car.
As far as buses are concerned, the seats in buses are reserved for
OBC/SC/ST. So no place there also. After walking some 5km in scorching heat
I finally reached home. It was Wednesday ... shit no electricity. Every
mon, wed, thu, sat is power cut in the houses of General category
population So that SC/ST/OBC can be uplifted by providing them with every
opportunity and in that consideration electricity is an important factor.
Its 10:00 pm in night no electricity at home. It's very hot inside the
four walls of home .So I dare to step out in park with my wife and kid.
I seated myself with my family on a secluded bench in garden. It was
hardly 5 min. a guard came to us strolling in the park. He asked me what
caste you belong to. I said with some hesitation. G..General. He asked
me to pay a fine of Rs.200 and get out of the park. My Fault... The
bench I was sitting on was meant for again the SC/ST/OBC. For their
upliftment peace of mind is on essential things. So govt came with this
decision to Reserve benches for them. Kudos to them...
It's early in the morning ...the newspaper wala just knocked the door.
I took the newspaper and started reading, its independence day. I never
used to forget these days some 20 yrs back. My kid hardly knows w h at
15th august is, because I never told him any stories of greatness of
our country or anything rel ated to country. I don't feel like telling
him the failures after freedom.
On front page of newspaper, in a corner there is a news about a OBC
member getting 6 months imprisonment in "BAL SUDHAR GRAHA" from a juvenile
court for murdering a six year old girl .Yes the rules have
been amended ,since the last 5 years. The Culprit was a 25 year old OBC
so age relaxation was provided for trial of crime. So he was taken to
juvenile court, since there is an age relaxation for OBC/SC/ST.
About 11 am some one gave me the BAD news about demise of one of my
neighbor and friend Mr.Mehta. I went to his house for condolence next day;
his body was lying there still rotting in the heat. I asked his son
about the Cremation .His son told me "Many reserved category have died
yesterday so we are not getting entry to cremation ground" . This rule is
the latest from Govt. Where the seats in cremation ground will be
reserved for SC/ST/OBC for their upliftment.
Finally next day Mehta ji was cremated. I could see sun seeing through
the Flames burning a liberated Body, liberated from caste n creed. I
was surprised sun still sets in the west?
It was about 9 pm, I was about to sleep in my bed my son came to me
with innocence in his eyes, inquisitively he asked me the question what is
reservation?
I asked him where u listened that he suddenly burst in tears.. I asked
him to keep... quiet but i could listen through his sobs "mujhe bhi
reservation chahiye (i too want reservation)".
How can I convince him it's no other toy in the market I can get for
him?
He kept cryin g that night, claiming many of "his classmates have got
reservation".
To make him quiet I said ok; ill buy you reservation at your next
Birthday . HOPE he understands the bloody concept soon.
Bye Bye India
A dedication to Chhotu from his friends, jinko uski ultimatest naukree lagne kee treat ab tak nahee mili hai:
Hai popular,
hai ulti popular..
hai P1's most eligible bachelor..
(he's a bachelor)^2..
Chhoti ki noukree BHEL hai,
package bhi ultimate hai..
7 lakh ka package haathon me,
job hai Government wala..
BUT Chhotu can't treat saala! (hoy.. hoy.. hoy.. hoy..)
Chhotu party nahee de sakta!!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Chhotu ke paas hai BE Chem,
Karta hai humare bina hee holiday..
Chhotu Guitar bajata hai,
Jahan jata hai, bumps khata hai!
BUT Chhotu can't treat saala! (hoy.. hoy.. hoy.. hoy..)
Chhotu party nahee de sakta!!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
:D
Note: Please show your creativity and add more lines to the song :)
Haan to bhai log....its raining money on CS engineers...
Bihari Babu ab Cisco k offic emein dikha karenge.....8 lakh rupay mil rahe hain bhai....
Abhay to all set in Amazon...20K per month...f***
Boxer kee income till now 10.36 lac ho chuki hai. Jaldi hee woh saare records todh dega. But ek baat to hai, poori planning karee hai. Infosys mein job liya kyunki "use" bhi wahan mila hai. CSC mein liya kyunki bychance agar infy jaane ka man nahi kara to didi k saath kam karega..aur fir ek jhatke mein box kee family company takeover kar legi.
Meet to bas pics mein dikh raha hai. Kaafee mature sa lag raha hai.
Rahi baat meri...main thehra chem eng. 3 lakh kee job lagee hai. Jockey kee underwear bhi nahi khareed pao itne mein to.
Anyways...placement season still on....lets see.
@govi, Gill, Bihar aur box
Haan to bhai log....sam start hone ja raha hai..!! Aur mauka a raha hai dher saaree parties ka..!!
thank u...for the wishes.. ( for the Car :P)
The new gaddi is a Mahindra Renault Logan....Diesel...
Abhi to has been gr8..awesome performance...a whopping 29 Kmpl on the Delhi-Chandigarh NH1...and around 20 Kmpl in the city....
aur Gillu..yeh ek model waali pic..sirf tere liye....
aur koi iss sardar ko Punjab le kar jao...isse lagta hai ki waha Left hand drive waale Truck chalte hai .... ;)
Well this was one (and only one) post (draft) by our Ankit Govil ->->->->
njoy....
"
i am ankit govil , i am developing mobile application these days .i think there are many a developer can begin nokia provides its own set of platform for development .
In case of symbian (nokia) u can develop with
1.c/c++
2.python
3.j2me
Similarly there are many platforms like android and maemo which can be used for development and they there are many other platform
"
Guess what. Box is getting a new gaddi. I called him a few hours back and he is in chandigarh. I couldnt get the name of the gaddi on the phone lets wait for him to tell us what is
BOX DE BHAPPE DI GADDI
@box: include some pictures please. not ones with you in the frame with the gaddi. hot babes will do.
Well..i m nt talking about the movie by the same name...this is about the name of OUR blog...
When Bhisaal ( read Vishal Goel aka GOEL) sent me an invite to this blog--> BiLiEx , the first thing that crossed my mind was....arre is naam ka kya significance hai ( for all those CS guys looking for PS in Amrika ;) and thus have forgotton Hindi..here is the line translated "What's the significance of the name ??.."
So after a lot of pondering I guessed it might be "Bi"tsian "Li"fe "Ex"periences..or BiLiEx.. but I came to know its just a temporary name :( ...
Chalo..have to go for dinner...will blog later...
and btw Gill Singh...milne ka kuchh plan hai ki nahi ????
Dear Ms. Sh***i,
In case you are wondering who Abhay is... here is a pic:
Don't worry he is not the scary guy in the black shirt (who happens to be our beloved Boxer (mooche mundwale!)). Mr Abhay is the cool dood in the mirror.haan to bhai log. This blog is here just to pen down ur daily harkats so tht we can keep an eye on each other..!!! ;)
