recession recession hai rabba  

Posted by Pandey huun main

Main apne batch ka pehla RECESSION ka shikaar huun.
Ab top maarne pe khush houn ya sad feel karun.

duvidha mein huun.
HELP ME!!!

saala recession mere stipend ka 25% kha gaya. :(  Aur upar se 1.75% towards insurance bhi kaat liye.  :(
hum nahin khel rahe recession recession.  Mummyyyyyy. :( :(

{ Ab :( smiley (ya saddy) se kaam nahin chalegaa. koi aisa saddy bataoo jismein aansuu bhi nikalte houn. }

Socha nahin tha takdiir yaahan laayegii.
bina naukri ke bhi recession ki maar satayeegi.
humne socha tha kya (10k)
aur kya se kya mila (7.3k)
peeni padegii tension yaara paani mein milaa ke.

:(
:(
:(

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Welcome  

Posted by Unknown

Everyone welcome our new blogger







the one and only




our beloved







PANDEYJI...!!!

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Celebration  

Posted by Boxer

Celebration means......

Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.



Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.



Celebration means......

Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.



Celebration means....... ..

3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.



Celebration means.......

Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.



Celebration means......

You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.


Missing the best days of my life :(

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Abe koi kuchh to post karo...  

Posted by Boxer

Abe koi kuchh to post karo...

This blog is becoming dead...

ST@ST

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Govil and his flying robot  

Posted by Boxer

LOL baat about Govil..ab pata chali....


"
govil bachpan se ek flying robot banana chahta hai jo uski hamesha help kare.. isiliye quark 07 mein usne robotics ki wrkshop karayi aur sabse paise waste karaye... baad mein usne flying robot ki ek orkut community banayi.. jo ki ek secret community thi.. only limited ppl wid valid passwrd had access to it.. Par aajtak wo TOP SECRET project fly nai kar paya.. Jab use laga ki flying robot finally fly nai kar paega to somebody else came into his life.. usne flying robot kabad mein bech diya..
"

as explained by Ankit Vatsa:

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Rampur to Singapore  

Posted by Boxer

Bhai log,

Aisa hai ki mujhe abhi abhi Abhi(shek) aka phodu se pata chala ki QIMONDA...bankrupt ho gayi hai :)

To aisa hai ki hamara plan hai usse khareedne ka..to apni pockets tatolo, aur paisa lagao...especially Yahoo interns and BHEL,Amazon ke future employees....maine bhi apne SBI Zuarinagar Branch ke account ki statement mangwa li hai...aur jaise hi mere last semester ka advance SWD mere account mein daal degi, waise hi hum woh company khareed lenge....


aur tab tak jo hamare saathi IIM etc jaa rahe hai..woh bhi hamari comapny ki madad karen...



btw me in Lucnow till Tuesday, will be back in Delhi the same evening....
Happy Republic Day to all :

PS: 1st line mein kitne saari "abhi".. ;)

PPS: Jo iss topic ka matlab nahi samajh paaye hai..its similar to Chandni Chowk to China..ba hamara hero Abhishek Agarwal aka Phodu..aur Chandni Chowk=Rampur( read Aligarh) and China=Singapore.Bas ab uski Deepika Padukone dhoondni hai ;)

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Countdown to PS II  

Posted by Boxer

Well PS II starts tommorow, and its time to arrange the stuff I need to take to PS. I dunno why but people at ST have been told to get an updated resume, photographs, an ID proof ( license, voter i-card- apparently my BITS ID card is not good enough a proof for my identity ;) ). So I am busy running around try to find my voter id card ( yes yes I have a voter id card, though being in Goa, i missed my chance to vote :P ).

Also its the end of the chilled out days @ home ( well literally, the minimum temperature has been hovering around in single digits since the past few days...)

It is also the end of an era, all of us heading out to different places- Me at Noida, Vishal at Babrala, Vishrut at Bangalore, Pandey at Pune and Phodu at Singapore( Rampur to Singapore :P ). Also Meet and Abhay back at campus, with their placements starting soon, I do hope companies are coming( waise Abhay ko BITS Pilani Goa Campus Placement division ki koi zaroorat nahi-he has been placed @ Amazon for 11LPA - highest placement :) - aur ab do-chaar EEEnI and chemical walo ko to Abhay adopt karne ki soch raha hai ;) ).

Chalo, I have to go, Vishal pahuchne wala hai, we'll both go for registration together tomm and then its bye bye to hime too. :(

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Amazing Amazon 2  

Posted by Unknown

yoyoyoyoyoyo time..
Abhay got into Amazon...:D
Thats the way bro...!!

Only sad thing ki hum tujhe laatein nahi maar paayenge aur party nahi le paayenge..!! :(

but then also...yoyyoyoyoyo....
jo bhi next sem campus mein ho... pls abhay ko sab ki taraf se laatein maare daily..!!
Aur party le har samay... :P

Itni aasaani se mat chhodho.. :D

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Amazing Amazon  

Posted by Unknown

All just wish our Abhay all the best for his forcoming Interview for Amazon..!!!

And w8 for the party..!!

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Is it the story of our next Generation???...  

Posted by Unknown

Sun is rising as usual in the east .I am standing here outside the
school, waiting for my 10 yr kid. He studies is class 2.Only this year he
could get admission into the school. For the last 5 yrs admissions were
closed for the general category students.


School bell rings. I can see a lot of happy children coming out of the
gate, I waited for half an hour and my kid came at last after other
children. General students are not allowed to cross the gate unless other
OBC/SC/ST students have crossed the gates.


OBC/SC/ST fathers drive away their children in classy cars. But I have
to walk back home with my kid a 5km stretch. I lost my car some years
back when Govt. came with a rule that general people have to deposit a
tax equal to cost of their cars .Failing which I had to sell the car.


As far as buses are concerned, the seats in buses are reserved for
OBC/SC/ST. So no place there also. After walking some 5km in scorching heat
I finally reached home. It was Wednesday ... shit no electricity. Every
mon, wed, thu, sat is power cut in the houses of General category
population So that SC/ST/OBC can be uplifted by providing them with every
opportunity and in that consideration electricity is an important factor.



Its 10:00 pm in night no electricity at home. It's very hot inside the
four walls of home .So I dare to step out in park with my wife and kid.
I seated myself with my family on a secluded bench in garden. It was
hardly 5 min. a guard came to us strolling in the park. He asked me what
caste you belong to. I said with some hesitation. G..General. He asked
me to pay a fine of Rs.200 and get out of the park. My Fault... The
bench I was sitting on was meant for again the SC/ST/OBC. For their
upliftment peace of mind is on essential things. So govt came with this
decision to Reserve benches for them. Kudos to them...


It's early in the morning ...the newspaper wala just knocked the door.
I took the newspaper and started reading, its independence day. I never
used to forget these days some 20 yrs back. My kid hardly knows w h at
15th august is, because I never told him any stories of greatness of
our country or anything rel ated to country. I don't feel like telling
him the failures after freedom.



On front page of newspaper, in a corner there is a news about a OBC
member getting 6 months imprisonment in "BAL SUDHAR GRAHA" from a juvenile
court for murdering a six year old girl .Yes the rules have
been amended ,since the last 5 years. The Culprit was a 25 year old OBC
so age relaxation was provided for trial of crime. So he was taken to
juvenile court, since there is an age relaxation for OBC/SC/ST.

About 11 am some one gave me the BAD news about demise of one of my
neighbor and friend Mr.Mehta. I went to his house for condolence next day;
his body was lying there still rotting in the heat. I asked his son
about the Cremation .His son told me "Many reserved category have died
yesterday so we are not getting entry to cremation ground" . This rule is
the latest from Govt. Where the seats in cremation ground will be
reserved for SC/ST/OBC for their upliftment.


Finally next day Mehta ji was cremated. I could see sun seeing through
the Flames burning a liberated Body, liberated from caste n creed. I
was surprised sun still sets in the west?


It was about 9 pm, I was about to sleep in my bed my son came to me
with innocence in his eyes, inquisitively he asked me the question what is
reservation?
I asked him where u listened that he suddenly burst in tears.. I asked
him to keep... quiet but i could listen through his sobs "mujhe bhi
reservation chahiye (i too want reservation)".


How can I convince him it's no other toy in the market I can get for
him?


He kept cryin g that night, claiming many of "his classmates have got
reservation".


To make him quiet I said ok; ill buy you reservation at your next
Birthday . HOPE he understands the bloody concept soon.



Bye Bye India

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Dedicated to Chhotu urf Vishal  

Posted by Abhay

A dedication to Chhotu from his friends, jinko uski ultimatest naukree lagne kee treat ab tak nahee mili hai:

Hai popular,
hai ulti popular..
hai P1's most eligible bachelor..
(he's a bachelor)^2..

Chhoti ki noukree BHEL hai,
package bhi ultimate hai..

7 lakh ka package haathon me,
job hai Government wala..

BUT Chhotu can't treat saala! (hoy.. hoy.. hoy.. hoy..)
Chhotu party nahee de sakta!!

Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!


Chhotu ke paas hai BE Chem,
Karta hai humare bina hee holiday..
Chhotu Guitar bajata hai,
Jahan jata hai, bumps khata hai!

BUT Chhotu can't treat saala! (hoy.. hoy.. hoy.. hoy..)
Chhotu party nahee de sakta!!

Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!

:D

Note: Please show your creativity and add more lines to the song :)

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JOBS.... Version 2.0  

Posted by Boxer


Haan to bahi log, its raining money and its not raining on CS engineers this time for a change... ;)

Test 2 se just pehle hamare Vishal babu ki lag gayi...NAUKRI (pata nahi kya kya soch lete hai log!!)

BHEL and that too Noida( ghar ke bilkul paas..) aur package ke liye dil tham ke baithiye... it was 4.5 LPA when they had come to the campus...bt Pay Commission ke aate hi...it'll is going to be nearly 7LPA... O.o ...aur hai bhi to Government of India ki Navratna company...agle 50 saal tak band nahi hogi..( chahe Amrika aur Uncle Sam bheek maangne par aa jaye ;) )


To aap ko jab bhi yeh nanha sa prani dikhayi de..to bumps de sakte hai...


Waise aaj hamare zindagi ke akhiri T2 bhi khatam :( ..bahut miss karenge T2 ko yaar...



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JOBS....  

Posted by Unknown

Haan to bhai log....its raining money on CS engineers...

Bihari Babu ab Cisco k offic emein dikha karenge.....8 lakh rupay mil rahe hain bhai....
Abhay to all set in Amazon...20K per month...f***
Boxer kee income till now 10.36 lac ho chuki hai. Jaldi hee woh saare records todh dega. But ek baat to hai, poori planning karee hai. Infosys mein job liya kyunki "use" bhi wahan mila hai. CSC mein liya kyunki bychance agar infy jaane ka man nahi kara to didi k saath kam karega..aur fir ek jhatke mein box kee family company takeover kar legi.
Meet to bas pics mein dikh raha hai. Kaafee mature sa lag raha hai.

Rahi baat meri...main thehra chem eng. 3 lakh kee job lagee hai. Jockey kee underwear bhi nahi khareed pao itne mein to.

Anyways...placement season still on....lets see.

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Train Journey.....shayad last sang mein..!!  

Posted by Unknown

@govi, Gill, Bihar aur box


Apne logon ka wapas lautne ka ticket 29th ko Goa Express se hai..!!
Box aur gill ko to no prob.....aram se aa jaayenge..!!! 
@ Box- is baar khaane ka saman mat laiyo.....aakhri sem hai....kitna khaayega...!!!
Vishrut subah 9 baje new delhi station pahunchega...aur main 10 baje.

Uske baad we have 2 options....
1. Hum dono taxi kare aur Nizamuddin pahunche..!!
2. Box dee nayee gaddee kee sawari karen..!!!

To humne yeh dcide kara hai kee box kee gaddi is better option..!!

Waise Pandeyji aur abhishek ka reservation kab hai?? Govil, Adi wagerah..??? kisi ko pata hai???


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Party...  

Posted by Unknown

Haan to bhai log....sam start hone ja raha hai..!! Aur mauka a raha hai dher saaree parties ka..!!


To list kucch is tarah hai - 
1. Box dee Gaddee
2. Box dee training - jo usne safaltapoorvak samapt karee
3. Bihari ka CG
4. Bihari ka newspaper publicity stunt.. lol
5. Bihari ke blacement - micro Ob
6. Bihari k naye joote - woh bhi racing shoes!!!
7. Gill dee Training
8. Gill da Cypress - next MD yahi hai
9. Govinda ka PS1 ( finally..!! )
10. Abhay kee Bday
11. Gill kee bday
12. Bihar kee bday
13. Govil kee bday
14. Box kee Bday - next sem nahi le paayenge
15. Pandeyji kee Bday 
16. Meet kee Bday
17. Govil kee newspaper publicity
18. Govil for successful ( ??? ) mess rep
19. Pandeyji ka CG aur unkee Merc placement
20. Abhay kaa newspaper.
21. Abhay ka Amazon mein placement
.............

aur list add karte raho..
waise mere ko abhay ne 3600 Rupees de diye hain uskee taraf se saaree parties ka mila kar.
Aur bola hai kee uskee bday k liye flight tickets bhej dega for Hyderabad!! thanks a lot Abhay..!!

chalo...njoy

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