A dedication to Chhotu from his friends, jinko uski ultimatest naukree lagne kee treat ab tak nahee mili hai:

Hai popular,
hai ulti popular..
hai P1's most eligible bachelor..
(he's a bachelor)^2..

Chhoti ki noukree BHEL hai,
package bhi ultimate hai..

7 lakh ka package haathon me,
job hai Government wala..

BUT Chhotu can't treat saala! (hoy.. hoy.. hoy.. hoy..)
Chhotu party nahee de sakta!!

Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!


Chhotu ke paas hai BE Chem,
Karta hai humare bina hee holiday..
Chhotu Guitar bajata hai,
Jahan jata hai, bumps khata hai!

BUT Chhotu can't treat saala! (hoy.. hoy.. hoy.. hoy..)
Chhotu party nahee de sakta!!

Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!
Tirikita tana Tirikita tana Chhotu ko peeto sab!

:D

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